Let’s face it. Henderson has seen its share of hook-ups and shack-ups happening around town, forcing the Old Guard to realize this generation just does things differently. Unfortunately, their leniency isn’t being offered to our next Mayor.

Your hostess has heard grumbles that the man leading this town into a brighter future ought to be willing to make a commitment to the girl he’s escorting in and out of his home at all hours.

He should put a ring on it, y’all.

~Your Henderson Hostess~